Twitter Prohibits Semicolon

 SAN FRANCISCO—In yet another sign that Elon Musk's dedication to online free speech absolutism may not be entirely consistent, Twitter announced earlier today that it would be banning the use of the semicolon (;) in all tweets. Any Twitter user who includes the long-maligned punctuation mark in their tweets faces permanent suspension of their account, the company stated.

A press release from Musk seemed to anticipate pushback to the new policy. "Some cancel-culture SJWs out there might think that this, like our ban on sharing publicly available location data," an apparent reference to an ex post facto Twitter policy announcement that ensnared the Elon Musk's Jet account, "is just an arbitrary way for me to throw people that I don't like off the platform. Well I'm here to tell you: they're wrong and I'm right (again). The new hardcore Twitter 2.0 demands that we use straightforward punctuation. Make up your mind whether you want to use a period or a comma; don't be so wishy-washy."




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